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These Czar positions are already taken - don't even ask, you can't have them.

  • Afghanistan-Pakistan Czar: Richard Holbrooke
  • AIDS Czar: Jeffrey Crowley
  • Auto Workers Czar: Ed Montgomery
  • Behavioral Science Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Bailout Czar: Herbert Allison Jr.
  • Border Czar: Alan Bersin
  • Car Czar: Ron Bloom
  • Climate Change Czar: Todd Stern
  • Copyright Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Counterterrorism Czar: John Brennan
  • Cybersecurity Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Disinformation Czar: Linda Douglass
  • Domestic Violence Czar: Lynn Rosenthal
  • Drug Czar: Gil Kerlikowske
  • Economic Czar: Larry Summers
  • Economic Czar II: Paul Volcker
  • . Education Czar: Arne Duncan
  • Energy Czar: Carol M. Browner
  • Food Safety Czar: Michael Taylor
  • . Government Performance Czar: Jeffrey Zients
  • . Great Lakes Czar: Cameron Davis
  • Green Jobs Czar: Van Jones
  • Guantanomo Closure Czar: Daniel Fried
  • Health Czar: Nancy-Ann DeParle
  • Infotech Czar: Vivek Kundra
  • Intelligence Czar: Admiral Dennis Blair
  • Latin American Czar: Arturo Valenzuela
  • Mideast Peace Czar: George Mitchell
  • Mideast Policy Czar: Dennis Ross
  • Pay Czar: Kenneth Feinberg
  • Regulatory Czar: Cass Sunstein
  • Religion Czar: Joshua Dubois
  • ‘Safe Schools’ Czar: Kevin Jennings
  • Science Czar: John Holdren
  • Stimulus Oversight Czar: Earl Devaney
  • Sudan Czar: J. Scott Gration
  • TARP Czar: Elizabeth Warren
  • Technology Czar: Aneesh Chopra
  • Trade Czar: Ron Kirk
  • Urban Affairs/Housing Czar: Adolfo Carrion
  • War Czar: Douglas Lute
  • Water Czar: David J. Hayes
  • Weapons Czar: Ashton Carter
  • Weapons of Mass Destruction Czar: Gary Samore

    • These Czars have been announce but as yet unfilled:
  • Income Redistribution Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Mortgage Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Land-Use Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Radio-Internet Fairness Czar: Not appointed yet.              
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  • Student Loan Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Voter List Czar: Not appointed yet.
  • Zoning Czar: Not appointed yet.

    • These Czar Positions are currently available, and unlike the above positions, you do not need to be a major fundraiser for the current administration to get one. Simply click the button below, and pay $3.95 and an OFFICIAL* Czartificate suitable for framing will be eMailed to you within 24 hours.     We will also do special requests, so don't be afraid to ask!!

    For your Czar Certificate, (SCROLL DOWN FOR SAMPLE !! ) Click the Pay button, and securely         
    pay the $3.95 with your credit/debit card
  • Czar Of Czarcasm - Ooops !! I've got that!!
  • Czar Of East Coast Operations
  • Czar Of West Coast Operations
  • Czar Of Mid West Operations
  • Czar Of Mid East Operatopns
  • Czar Of Far East Operations
  • Czar Of North American Operations
  • Czar Of South American Operations
  • Czar Of Pro American Acrivities
  • Czar Of Anti-American Activities (Oops ! that's Obama !!)            
  • Martini Czar - michbennett
  • Czar of everything beginning with the letters 'R' & 'Q'
  • Weather Czar
  • Chocolate Czar
  • Brownie Czar - Kathi Browne
  • Tequila Czar
  • Cow Fart Czar
  • Daylight Czar
  • Green Czar
  • Toilet Paper Czar
  • Vowell Czar
  • Oral Hygiene Czar
  • Math Czar
  • Fashion Czar
  • Parking Lot Czar
  • Lines in the Parking Lot Czar
  • Czarina Czar
  • Thought Czar
  • Body Odor Czar
  • Breakfast Czar
  • Homework Czar
  • Czar of Unfinished Homework           
  • Bar Czar
  • Jar Czar
  • Tar Czzar
  • Smoke and Mirrors Czar
  • Smoking Czar
  • Cigar Czar
  • Swimming Czar
  • Crime Czar
  • Anti-Crime Czar
  • Czar de Tartar
  • Television Czar
  • Plasma Television Czar
  • Czar of the Bizzarre
  • Constitutionality Czar
  • Crafty Czar Christina Birdsall










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